Teacher's funny jokes - منتديات عروس

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【Green Salad】

عروس ماسية

09-09-2008 | 12:58 AM

:wink:{Happy new school year everybody!!

Here are some funny jokes about some poor teachers:confused: & their naughty students:tongue:..

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Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?

Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right

pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"

"Someone else's pants".

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The child comes home from his first day at school.

Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

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The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The

teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You

put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could

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بنت الجنوب الجزائري

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09-09-2008 | 01:37 AM

hehehhehehehheheheh
:MEGALOL::MEGALOL::MEGALOL:

What pooooooor teachers Salad
Not fair:UP202: Sweety salad, why teachers????????!! there r poooor:UP202: students and pupils as well

Indeed You make me laugh

Thank you , that helps to exchange the killer air here

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【Green Salad】

عروس ماسية

09-09-2008 | 01:46 AM

You are most welcome sweety ,,
I am sooo happy that you liked my topic & enjoyed it,darling
And that I managed to draw a wide smile on your tired face today
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remarkable

عروس مبدعة

09-09-2008 | 01:54 AM

thanks for the nice

topic green salad..

It is always nice to read jokes and smile.. :)

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【Green Salad】

عروس ماسية

09-09-2008 | 02:00 AM

Thanks for your nice & remarkable passing ,sweety

:1_8:^___________^

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بنت الجنوب الجزائري

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09-09-2008 | 02:00 AM

You r right sweet heart
And I'm happy to be thi first who read yours
I liked all of them, Thank God I'm not a biology teacher

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MIYA !!!

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09-09-2008 | 03:08 AM

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could

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hhhhhhhhhhh great one (y) thank you dear green for the nice jokes

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Vaseline2009

عروس مشاركة

09-09-2008 | 04:20 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I like them >>> THANX alot :)

and by the way , I am a teacher and always tell the students not to talk in ARABIC in the class .. so some day a student came to me an d told me that she wanna go to toilet in ARABIC .. so I told her that if she asked me in english I ll let her go so ... she think and think and finally said :

(( TEACHER MAY I DRINK TOILET PLEASE )) !!! SHe was confused between ((MAY I DRINK WATER PLEASE AND MAY I GO TO TOILET PLEASE ))) THATS IT :) hope u like it

thanx and bye bye

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نور الزينة

عروس مبدعة

09-09-2008 | 11:45 AM

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL JOKS

I LOVED THE 3RD ONE .. KEEP ON POSTING SUCH A THING

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【Green Salad】

عروس ماسية

09-09-2008 | 01:37 PM

amoula000;7165171:
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could

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hhhhhhhhhhh great one (y) thank you dear green for the nice jokes

Thanks a lot for your nice & lovely comment sweety, Amoula
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:flower: ^_____^

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【Green Salad】

عروس ماسية

09-09-2008 | 01:48 PM

No0ra;7165806:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I like them >>> THANX alot :)

and by the way , I am a teacher and always tell the students not to talk in ARABIC in the class .. so some day a student came to me an d told me that she wanna go to toilet in ARABIC .. so I told her that if she asked me in english I ll let her go so ... she think and think and finally said :

(( TEACHER MAY I DRINK TOILET PLEASE )) !!! SHe was confused between ((MAY I DRINK WATER PLEASE AND MAY I GO TO TOILET PLEASE ))) THATS IT :) hope u like it

thanx and bye bye

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL}:MEGALOL:

I will give yours:handup: 5 stars(*)(*)(*)(*)(*),sweety
coz,it is sooooooooo funny:2_29:!!

Thanks a lot darling for sharing it with us &
thanks for your lovely respond
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【Green Salad】

عروس ماسية

09-09-2008 | 01:52 PM

نور الزينة;7167739:
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL JOKS

I LOVED THE 3RD ONE .. KEEP ON POSTING SUCH A THING

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooool Respond
I loved it!!
I hope that every body will participate in this topic so,we can have lots & lots of funny
school jokes to remove the stress from our tired self & to refresh our exhausted soul

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【Green Salad】

عروس ماسية

09-09-2008 | 05:03 PM

A wise school teacher

A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."

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There's Teacher

The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's teacher; she's dead."
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Bathroom Procedure

On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

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بنت الجنوب الجزائري

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10-09-2008 | 02:27 AM

You Need a Plane

I was a teacher of English at secondary school... I'm not very small teacher.. but at school I'm the smallest at all among both teachers and students.... and I'm the youngst teacher
Any way, In my first day there, I entered to the first class which was second year class... before I put my schoolbag on the desk , I heard a voice: Will she teach us or she'll study with us? and someone else said: Oh! my God what a pretty baby! kerrrr kerrrrrra
I was about to cry, but I thaught about a sollution qucikly,
I asked the tallest student to clean the board
when he finished, I ased him to write the date, while he's writing.. I stood next to him

, I said, Mashaa ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, ( looking at him) I'm very small and I'm teacher..... you're very taaaaaaall , so you need a plane to drive
all the students laugh but they never tried to say a word till the end of the year
They understood who I am!!!!
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Noora, welcome between us dear sister
I hope it wont be your last visit, let's see you again
thank you for the joke I like it sooo much
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Green, sweet heart I hope to listen to yours from your classrooms
Sure you've alot

You can draw a big smile as usual

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بنت الجنوب الجزائري

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10-09-2008 | 02:41 AM

Interactive Teacher

Once, a teacher was teaching to his students in the class. she wanted to have an interactive session with the students. So, she left the session open for questions to the students.
Student: :oWhat is the difference between a wise and mad?l

Teacher: :DA fool is one who asks lot of questions and makes even a wise person to turn
:mad:Mad.

Student: Exactly, Miss! :(The same feeling I had when I read your question paper.

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【Green Salad】

عروس ماسية

10-09-2008 | 07:47 PM

بنت الجنوب الجزائري;7173367:
You Need a Plane

I was a teacher of English at secondary school... I'm not very small teacher.. but at school I'm the smallest at all among both teachers and students.... and I'm the youngst teacher
Any way, In my first day there, I entered to the first class which was second year class... before I put my schoolbag on the desk , I heard a voice: Will she teach us or she'll study with us? and someone else said: Oh! my God what a pretty baby! kerrrr kerrrrrra
I was about to cry, but I thaught about a sollution qucikly,
I asked the tallest student to clean the board
when he finished, I ased him to write the date, while he's writing.. I stood next to him

, I said, Mashaa ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, ( looking at him) I'm very small and I'm teacher..... you're very taaaaaaall , so you need a plane to drive
all the students laugh but they never tried to say a word till the end of the year
They understood who I am!!!!
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Noora, welcome between us dear sister
I hope it wont be your last visit, let's see you again
thank you for the joke I like it sooo much
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Green, sweet heart I hope to listen to yours from your classrooms
Sure you've alot

You can draw a big smile as usual

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool}:D

Your pupils should think carefully before they offer to clean the board for you,sweety

:wink:{You are truly not an easy teacher

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【Green Salad】

عروس ماسية

10-09-2008 | 07:55 PM

بنت الجنوب الجزائري;7173516:
Interactive Teacher

Once, a teacher was teaching to his students in the class. she wanted to have an interactive session with the students. So, she left the session open for questions to the students.
Student: :oWhat is the difference between a wise and mad?l

Teacher: :DA fool is one who asks lot of questions and makes even a wise person to turn
:mad:Mad.

Student: Exactly, Miss! :(The same feeling I had when I read your question paper.

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool}
:MEGALOL:
That was soooo funny,sweety I loved this joke,,,,,

But.. :eek:{Wait!!
We both are teachers who ask lots & lots of Questions!!
So,that means we are truly :confused:{fool

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Vaseline2009

عروس مشاركة

12-09-2008 | 01:42 AM

Green salad

U r Welcome huni :)

I am happy that u like it >>> Wish u all the happiness sweety

May God bless u and keep u healthy and happy Ameen

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.souma

عروس جديدة

12-09-2008 | 06:24 PM

thanks for the lecon

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قلوب الطيبة

عروس جديدة

12-09-2008 | 07:08 PM

بنت الجنوب الجزائري;7173516:
Interactive Teacher

Once, a teacher was teaching to his students in the class. she wanted to have an interactive session with the students. So, she left the session open for questions to the students.
Student: :oWhat is the difference between a wise and mad?l

Teacher: :DA fool is one who asks lot of questions and makes even a wise person to turn
:mad:Mad.

Student: Exactly, Miss! :(The same feeling I had when I read your question paper.

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heheheheheheheheheheheh
thats soooooooo funny:dd:
i loved it
thanx:)