Teacher's funny jokes

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you 're welcome sweety, we hope to see your funny jokes that happen to you at school
we'll be glad to hear some

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:15:Greeeeeno

WooOoo:wavetowel2:OoOw .. Jokes at once

I like them all especially the last one
Just (r) imagine when you want to song the alphabet



A B C D E F G H T T P W W W… LooooooOLz , that’s silly



Thanks :B_wink: Sweeeeeety

:MEGALOL:
looooooooooooool

sweet jokes sweety
thanks :flower:

& here's another funny joke

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher

I found this really funny topic and I wanna share it with you my lovely dear & poor teachers:
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You Might Be a School teacher if...

1-You have no time for a life from August to June. ..........>(I totally agree
وأبصم بالعشرة!!} :ss:
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2The next person to you really wanna slaps you coz "[COLOR=Navy]You suddenly shouted
when you were talking !"[/COLOR]..........>( I wrote this one coz lots of people mentioned that to me!!}:eek:
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3-When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior...........>:mad:{When I went shopping I really wanna shout at or punish the others' naughty kids!! BUT,[COLOR=Black] I always try to remind myself that it is[COLOR=Red] not my business)[/COLOR][/COLOR]
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4-You refer to adults as "boys and girls."..........>( :MEGALOL:{[COLOR=Black]Wahhahahahahaha!!
Yahhhh!! [/COLOR]:dontknow:[COLOR=Black]I do this many times!![/COLOR])
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5-You encourage any person who helps you by using those phrases " very good ,, excellent or well done!!
:surrender:{.......)."
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6-You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job."
..........>( [COLOR=Black]It was & still
slammed[/COLOR]:([COLOR=Black] !![/COLOR])
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7-Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"}:UP202:
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8-You know hundred good reasons [COLOR=Black]for being late}[/COLOR]:2_22:.
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9-You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your
blood:bomb:pressure..........>( WooW.,!![COLOR=Black]This sentence is unbelievably true!![COLOR=Red])
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10-You always check your spelling & punctuation when you write something ...........>( [COLOR=Black]I added this one coz,
I do this most
of the time!![/COLOR]:D_smil1:[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red])
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[/COLOR][/COLOR]:yes:-No one can say that those ten points are true except us teachers ...>:21_131: { the miserable creatures

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Thanks Sweety Bent for your nice & lovely comments

Wahhhaahhhhaaaahhhhahahahah}:MEGALOL:
Poor the other twin!!
I do know sweety ,but I think that when you hit & punished the wrong twin!!:schmoll:
I am sure that the devil (6)one must laughed out loud & said to you"
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..YOU 'VE JUST BEATEN MY BROTHER
&
NOTmeeeeeeeeeee}:naughty:
!!
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I really think that one of the most funniest scene in the whole world is when a teacher is chasing one of her naughty student
!!

Sometimes when I shout at my student I mispronounce some
words,from anger but I always try my best to hide my laugh or the whole class will start laughing & forget their fear from me!! Wahahahahah>>>>:MEGALOL:,,,,,Ahem-Which I don't really wannna happen
!!

great topic


Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !
lol



hope you like it :o

amoula000;7272213:
great topic


Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !
lol



hope you like it :o

That's sooo funny sweety:JUMP:
!!
& I like it very much coz it is from you:wink:!!

my funny friend:15::15::15:
!!

thank you Green thaht's so sweet from you
:D

WEll....WELL..... somebody was checking & searching for my humble topics lately:wink:
!!
:shy:{And I'm really happy and soooo grateful for that
!!
Sweety ,Fotoon thanks for passing and adding those lovely responds
!!
LOVE YOU DEAR}:87457:
!!

thanks sweety
keep on

القمرة;8540114:
thanks sweety
keep on

Thanks for your encouraging respond dear
!!

:)(f)