The Ease and the Kee (Funny st0ry)

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated what kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! Etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am
I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkey, or monkey?"