Funny but true

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Funny but true



How many letters are there in the English alphabet ?!


"There are 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet


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If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San


Francisco , what would he be ?!


Dead


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What is the longest word in the English language ?!


Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters


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Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France ?!


Because he's still living


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If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples,


how many apples would you have ?!


Just 3


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Why is the letter "T" like an island ?!


Because it is in the middle of waTer


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I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?!


A lier


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What animal can jump higher than a house ?!


A house can't jump



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very funny .. i liked it
it`s really funny but true

mamlo7ha.k.s.a

thanks sis for the nice topic

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As you said : Funny but true
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thanks dear for your topic
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I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?![/GLINT]A lier

hhhhhhhhhhh really funny thanks for the nice topic
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