I bring u some joks from an other website that made me laugh from the deepest of my heart I hope that you like them
Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical." The husband replied, "How about a chair??"
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The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."
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Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical." The husband replied, "How about a chair??"
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The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."
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At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: "Come, come my good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law."
"Yes, I know... that's why I'm crying."
"Yes, I know... that's why I'm crying."
Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
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Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Two neighbors were having a chat when one said, "I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law." The other asked, "Did you put it to sleep?" "No, of course not," said the first, "I had its teeth sharpened."
Two neighbors were having a chat when one said, "I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law." The other asked, "Did you put it to sleep?" "No, of course not," said the first, "I had its teeth sharpened."
My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street. "Oh, that's terrible" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions."?
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The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new member replied,"Yes, my mother-in-law."
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The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new member replied,"Yes, my mother-in-law."
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Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. Husband : Oh, Damm! That clock has always been slow
I hope u like it
Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. Husband : Oh, Damm! That clock has always been slow
I hope u like it
Sooooo Sorry Mothrs in law
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