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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Stripped Gears...إضحك



minimony
10/10/2004, 01:51 PM
[ALIGN=LEFT]Set of two,three and more
Three men were in a hospital waiting room. Each with a wife in Labor.
A nurse came in holding two babies in her arms and announced:
"Mr. Smith, You're the father of lovely twin girls."
Mr. Smith jumped to his feet and said , "Isn't that a coincidence! I work in the Twin Cities."
A few minutes later two nurses came in , one with two babies, the other with one, " Mr.Jones, you are the proud father of triplets. Two boys and lovely little daughter."
Well isn't that a coincidence." the man exclaimed." I work for 3M."
The Third man, looking slightly uncomfortable, got up and said, "I'm out of here. I work for 7-Up."


Marital Sharing
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a McDonald's. He noticed that they ordered just one meal, along with an extra drink cup. The older gentelman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for heruntil each had half.
Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and gave it to his wife.
Thinking they couldn't afford it, the young man asked if they would allow him to tp purchase another meal so they wouldn't have to split theirs.
The old gentlman said, " oh, no. we've been married 50 years, and everything has always been shared." The Young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied." Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth."

Children Know Best

Teatchers at an elementary school gave their second graders the first half of popular sayings and asked them to complete the sentences.
Here are the results:
" Don,t count your chickens - Before you cook them."

"All's fair in - hockey"

" Don't put all your eggs - in the microwave."

" All work and no play - is realy disgusting"

" If at first you don't succeed - go play"

" People who live in glass houses - better not take off their clothes."

Hard work

A fellow stopped at arural gas station and, after filling his tank, paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watch a couple of men work a long the roadside.
One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and move on. the other followed, filling in each hole . The men worked past the fellow with the soft drink and went down the road . " I can't stand this." said the man, tossing the can into a trash container and heading down the road toward the men.
" Hold it, hold it." he shouted " Can you tell me what's going on here with this digging?"
" Well , we work for the Country goverment," said one og the men.
" But one of you is digging a hole and the other is filling it up. You're not accomplishing anything." Aren't you wasting the country's money?"
" You don't understand, mister." one of the men replied, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. " Normally there's three of us - me, Joe and Mike. I dig the hole, Joe sticks in the tree and Mike puts the dirt back."
"Yeah" said Mike. " Just because Joe's sick, that doesn't mean we can't work, does it?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

gracy83
15/10/2004, 01:22 PM
thanx....really funny

الفرس
21/11/2004, 03:54 PM
NO

:D2:D2:D2

Thanks alot for your funny participation

روز البحرين
25/11/2004, 01:06 AM
thanx:D2

العنيــــــدة™
25/11/2004, 07:36 PM
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

lol .. thanks for the funny particiaption sis..

the second one made me go like.. : ewww>> lol

but the others were great..


thanks again sis..

hope to see more contributions from you



best wishes