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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : To be ten Again



ذات الخمار
06/06/2004, 07:48 AM
[ALIGN=LEFT]A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday "I'd love to be ten again", she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the eath Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hotdog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well, Dear, what was it like being ten again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size and not my age!"



The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong!

Ciza
09/06/2004, 12:59 PM
Dear
ذات الخمار
thanks alot sweety for your
nice and funny story
which is some how is right
thanks alot for your
Nice Participation
Waiting to see more of them

Notes
You have some mistakes
Eath (wrong) = earth \ early (don't know what you mean with this word )
Favorite (wrong ) = Favourite


Regards

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العنيــــــدة™
09/06/2004, 11:20 PM
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السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

~ذات الخمار~

nice participation...

"even when a man is listening.. he's gonna get it wrong..."i

with all respect to men i dont think any woman
will disagree with this


waiting for more of your particiaptions


* ~CIZA~

eath slide = death slide (name of a game)

favorite is not wrong.. its spelled this way in American english

favourite is British english ..

Best wishes
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ذات الخمار
12/06/2004, 09:46 AM
Ciza thanks for your comments and sure there will be more inshallah

as for the mistakes my dear العنيدة has well covered that :)

ذات الخمار
12/06/2004, 09:47 AM
العنيدة

thanks Sweetie :)

Ciza
13/06/2004, 10:19 AM
you are
welcome
and ان شاء الله
we will see more new partcipations
from you

Regards

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Gulf Girl
18/06/2004, 03:38 PM
thanks dear very much :)

:up::up:

ماخليتو لي اسم
19/06/2004, 07:51 AM
ممكن تترجمون..

ذات الخمار
19/06/2004, 07:53 AM
Gulf Girl

you are welcome :smile:
and thanks for your passing

amaladel
19/06/2004, 11:02 AM
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته


ذات الخمار

Thanks, dear , for the nice participation but I think the man did whatever he could to make his wife's wishes come true, according to his own understanding of the wish. Let us all hope there is still this kind of husband who does his best to make your wishes come true. And I say the man is not responsible for his wife's inability of expressing her wishes right!!!z

It was really funny and nice and I thank you very much and am waiting for more of your participations

Regards