Why Teachers go Crazy

[الفرس]

WHY TEACHERS GO CRAZY

[ALIGN=LEFT]TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
STUDENT: Seven
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday
STUDENT: Nine
TEACHER: That's impossible
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today

:D2

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America
CLASS: George

:D2

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago
WILLY: Me!

:D2

TEACHER: Are you chewing gum
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson

:D2

TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave
STUDENT: Yes, Sir
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours

:D2

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are

:D2

HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do
TEACHER: Of course not
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework

:D2

TEACHER: Why are you late
WEBSTER: Because of the sign
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow

:D2

TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper
JOHN: I hope you didn't either

:D2

GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

:D2:D2:D2

[amaladel]

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

Thanks, dear Gazala for your funny participations that keep simles visiting our corner

May God give you everything you wish for


Best Wishes

[الفرس]

وعليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته

First of all

I want to thank GOD that you are back

We missed you so much

Today only in this moment the sun shined

And thanks alot for your sweet pass

:smile:

[amaladel]

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

Dearest Gazala

Thanks, dear, for your sweet words. They indeed made me very happy. I missed you all so much too and I missed 3roos a lot. I also want to thank you for your hard work in the corner and for the smiles you put on our faces every morning. I will call you "The Smile of the Corner" because you deserve it


Thanks a lot dear

[الفرس]

:o "The Smile of the Corner" :o

Thank you bride for this sweet name

And thank god that I made somthing good for my sisters in this corner

Thank you all :smile:

[Ciza]

Dear Gazala
I'm wondering why the corner seems so bright
cause our bride is back
welcome honey

As amal said you are the simle of the corner
thanks a lot that you let us smile always
nice partcipation
MAY GOD HELP ALL TEACHERS

regards
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[الفرس]

:D2:D2

Thanks sweety