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[الفرس]

HI everybody


TEACHER
Why are you late?



WEBSTER
Because of the sign.



TEACHER
What sign?



WEBSTER
The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



:D2



TEACHER
Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?



CINDY
You told me to do it without using tables!



:D2



TEACHER
John, how do you spell "crocodile?"



JOHN
K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"



TEACHER
No, that's wrong



JOHN
Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!



:D2



TEACHER
What is the chemical formula for water?



SARAH
H I J K L M N O!!



TEACHER
What are you talking about?



SARAH
Yesterday you said it's H to O!



:D2



TEACHER
Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.



WILLIE
Me!



:D2



TEACHER
Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."



ELLEN
I is...



TEACHER
No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."



ELLEN
All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



:D2



TEACHER
What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?



PUPIL
A teacher.



:D2:D2:D2

[Ciza]

Dear Gazala
This is very funny


TEACHER
What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

:D2:D2:D2

PUPIL
A teacher

thanks alot
waiting for more nice Participations

Regards
CIZA

[الفرس]

Ciza

Thanks HONEY for your sweet pass

[amaladel]

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته


:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:


Gazala!!!! Am I always talking when people are no longer interested??!! OOOOOps!!! Watch your tongue, girl, or I'll have to use teachers' ways for punishment!!!z
:angry:

(wink)

I am kidding, of course!! Thanks, dear Gazala, for your nice jokes. They made me laugh a lot! Wow!! They were really such smart ones:up:

Thanks, dear

Best Wishes

Amal

[Ciza]

Dear Gazala
you are most welcome, honey

Dearest amal
we are speaking about another
kind of teachers not one like you
you are our lovley SISTER & BRIDE

Regards
Ciza

[amaladel]

:o:o

Thanks, Ciza
:o:o

[الفرس]

I have nothing to say after my sister CIZA



Be sure that when anyone was talking without anybody listening for her



Of course, she will not be YOU



THANK you

[amaladel]

:shy::shy:



I know, dearest Gazala, I was kidding and teasing you a little:cool2:

Thanks, dear, for your sweet participations and keep up the good work:up:

Best Wishes

Amal

[الفرس]

:z_thanks:

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TEACHER
What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH
H I J K L M N O!!



TEACHER
What are you talking about?



SARAH
Yesterday you said it's H to O

lol talk about being smart........!i

thanks GAZALA for making us laugh

best wishes
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[الفرس]

Dear sister STUBBORN

:D2:D2

Thanks for your sweet participation

It was really funny