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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Why teachers go crazy.... read this


نــورة
08/02/2004, 11:45 AM
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WHY TEACHERS GO CRAZY

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
STUDENT: Seven
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine
TEACHER: That's impossible
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today


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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago
WILLY: Me!

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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to
keep yours
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are
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HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper
JOHN: I hope you didn't either
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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

COPIED
كلهـ قمرهم ـم
08/02/2004, 01:32 PM
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cute_angel6655
08/02/2004, 09:00 PM
:D2:D2:D2
العنيــــــدة™
11/02/2004, 09:13 PM
thnx for ur participation.. the jokes are funny.. but the heading you chose caught my attention... "blow your teacher" has an improper meaning in slang language..!

Best wishes
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amaladel
13/02/2004, 04:21 PM
[ALIGN=JUSTIFY]I agree with Miss Stubborn..You chose the wrong heading for your topic though the topic itself is nice..Please be careful in what you choose, especially for the title
shanyoob
13/02/2004, 04:36 PM
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amaladel
13/02/2004, 06:11 PM
The title has been amended byy the supervisor to a more proper one
روز البحرين
26/11/2004, 10:47 PM
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thanx sis
god bless you:up:
شجونة الحلوة
26/11/2004, 11:05 PM
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George


: George:eek2:


:D2:D2:D2:D2:D2:D2

thanx sis
cute_angel6655
27/04/2005, 05:17 PM
beautiful

thanks dear