【Green Salad】
29/06/2009, 10:29 PM
Al salam alikom ...Every body...:cool:
I found an extremely
funny topic while I was surfing
the net few days ago.. and ,now allow me
to produce it to you all!!
It's simply talking about the different lessons that our beloved :15:mothers:15: were able to teach us successfully when we were young kids
!!
So ,shall we revise and recall them all now together..
http://forums.3roos.com/uploaded/226347_01246303845.jpg
Things My Mother Taught Me
by Author Unknown
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
التحمل. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
8. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
9. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
10. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful
parents like you do."
12. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."--this one was my favurite one-hehehehehe!!
13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way.":eek:!!!!! -this sentence is amazingly true
15. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
16. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
17. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
18. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
19. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just
like you!"
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:15:And now can you answer these few Qs for me please: :)-what was your favourite lesson
from the above ones
??
:wink:-Did your mother teach you similar lessons when you were a little girl
??
-Be honest please-
:tongue:If you are a mother let me ask you: are you teaching them to your little kids right now
??
:rolleyes:If not are you gonna prepare similar lessons plans
for your future kids
??
=========================================
Good luck everybody.. and I really hope that you have enjoyed learning all of these amazing and useful lessons as I did before
:ss:!!
Green Salad
(f):cool:
Note
mamafotoon I really can't wait to read your own unique respond esp.when you are gonna start talking about your naughty sweety boys: Rashid and Hamad
I found an extremely
funny topic while I was surfing
the net few days ago.. and ,now allow me
to produce it to you all!!
It's simply talking about the different lessons that our beloved :15:mothers:15: were able to teach us successfully when we were young kids
!!
So ,shall we revise and recall them all now together..
http://forums.3roos.com/uploaded/226347_01246303845.jpg
Things My Mother Taught Me
by Author Unknown
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
التحمل. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
8. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
9. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
10. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful
parents like you do."
12. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."--this one was my favurite one-hehehehehe!!
13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way.":eek:!!!!! -this sentence is amazingly true
15. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
16. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
17. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
18. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
19. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just
like you!"
========================
:15:And now can you answer these few Qs for me please: :)-what was your favourite lesson
from the above ones
??
:wink:-Did your mother teach you similar lessons when you were a little girl
??
-Be honest please-
:tongue:If you are a mother let me ask you: are you teaching them to your little kids right now
??
:rolleyes:If not are you gonna prepare similar lessons plans
for your future kids
??
=========================================
Good luck everybody.. and I really hope that you have enjoyed learning all of these amazing and useful lessons as I did before
:ss:!!
Green Salad
(f):cool:
Note
mamafotoon I really can't wait to read your own unique respond esp.when you are gonna start talking about your naughty sweety boys: Rashid and Hamad